A conversation between a teacher and one of his student.
Teacher:- Ok, you. Where is America located on the globe.
15 minutes later....
Student:- Where IS America! All I can only find is Yousa.(U.S.A)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Is this a prank or a murder case?
A detective is doing an investigation about a cupboard. Which the owner stated that he saw blood stains on the side of the cupboard.
Detective: hmm, why is there blood stains?
5 min after his thinking. He ask the owner.
Detective: Sir, do you know any reason or a clue behind this?
The Owner: I don't know. That's, why i called you detective.
The owner was desperately want to know, how his cupboard got blood stains at the side. 20 min after the detective research. The detective saw something and ask the owner.
Detective: Why is both of your arm bandaged?
The Owner: Ah, i was busy moving the cupboards when i'm cleaning and one of it slipped from my arms.
In the end the blood stain came from the owner. Thus everything is just an forgetfulness of the owner from what he was doing a week after.
Detective: hmm, why is there blood stains?
5 min after his thinking. He ask the owner.
Detective: Sir, do you know any reason or a clue behind this?
The Owner: I don't know. That's, why i called you detective.
The owner was desperately want to know, how his cupboard got blood stains at the side. 20 min after the detective research. The detective saw something and ask the owner.
Detective: Why is both of your arm bandaged?
The Owner: Ah, i was busy moving the cupboards when i'm cleaning and one of it slipped from my arms.
In the end the blood stain came from the owner. Thus everything is just an forgetfulness of the owner from what he was doing a week after.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Joke!!!
Note this is only a joke:-
First joke:-
This is a story about a man who believe in God too much
MAYBE?
There was a man that is drowning in the middle of the sea. 5 min after he is drowning, a big Ship came near him and .....
Captain Of The Ship : Hey man ! Grab this rope, we will pull you up.
The man : No thanks Captain, GOD will save me...
The Captain was 'blurrr' and go away. 2 min after that, a small boat came near the man and said
Man of the small boat : Are you allright?
The man: No.
Man of the small boat : Here, let me help you get up.
The man: No thanks. Cuz, GOD will Save me.
The Man of the small boat, then left the man. Due to his rudely reply.
1 min later ...Suprisingly , he get in HEAVEN! Then he decided to talk to GOD and he ask , " GOD , why didn't you save me when i was drowning?"and the GOD reply "I"VE SENT YOU! BIG SHIP AND A BOAT TO SAVE YOU!." :P
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Second joke:-
However,when he finish wrote the mail and going to sent to his wife, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and s aw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
*Your loving Hubby*
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First joke:-
This is a story about a man who believe in God too much
MAYBE?There was a man that is drowning in the middle of the sea. 5 min after he is drowning, a big Ship came near him and .....
Captain Of The Ship : Hey man ! Grab this rope, we will pull you up.
The man : No thanks Captain, GOD will save me...
The Captain was 'blurrr' and go away. 2 min after that, a small boat came near the man and said
Man of the small boat : Are you allright?
The man: No.
Man of the small boat : Here, let me help you get up.
The man: No thanks. Cuz, GOD will Save me.
The Man of the small boat, then left the man. Due to his rudely reply.
1 min later ...Suprisingly , he get in HEAVEN! Then he decided to talk to GOD and he ask , " GOD , why didn't you save me when i was drowning?"and the GOD reply "I"VE SENT YOU! BIG SHIP AND A BOAT TO SAVE YOU!." :P
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Second joke:-
A man checked into a hotel. His wife will arrive to see him tomorrow but he very miss his wife There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However,when he finish wrote the mail and going to sent to his wife, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and s aw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
*Your loving Hubby*
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